No, not the stuff you put on your roof, rather the adult form of chicken pox.
God has a weird sense of humor. I got through a whole year of working in an elementary school full of children who see daily hand washing as optional. In addition, my school had at least one confirmed case of the H1N1 flu, otherwise known as “swine flu” but hilariously known as “Hamthrax.”
Here’s the deal with shingles:
When you have the chicken pox or any other virus, the virus doesn’t completely leave the body. For one reason or another (probably for me the stress of the last couple days of school) the chicken pox virus comes raging back in the form of shingles otherwise known (well only to doctors) as the “varicella zoster virus.”
So, I technically didn’t “get” shingles from anyone. Everyone who has had the chicken pox or the chicken pox vaccine has the virus inside of them laying dormant. In my body, the virus got bored and decided to have a party. I can’t give anyone else shingles unless they haven’t had chicken pox. So if you are an adult who hasn’t had chicken pox steer clear away from me (not that you need another excuse to avoid me) and go get yourself a chicken pox vaccine.
According to shingles.com over 90% of American over the age of 15 have had the chicken pox. The chances of someone who has had chicken pox getting shingles is 1% for people age 80 to 90 years old, .5% for people age 50 to 60 years and .25% for people ages 20 to 50 years old.
WOAH. .25%?!? Are you kidding? 1 out of 400 people, and I was the lucky winner!?!?
This wouldn’t frustrate me so much except for the fact that I NEVER beat the odds when it comes to playing games, gambling or in general living life (I’m kidding. I’ve actually been incredible lucky throughout my life, that’s just the shingles talking).
Those are pretty slim chances. What’s even weirder is that my brother had shingles a couple years ago and one of his best friends is working through shingles right now. The chances of me not only having shingles but also knowing two other people who have had shingles at my age is . . . um. . . . I think I just multiple the chance of getting shingles by the chances of me knowing someone who has shingles twice. . . ok so that’s 1/64,000,000. Either I can’t do math at all (which is a possibility) or those chances are pretty slim.
So there is good news. I did catch the shingles early, so my outbreak is mild. We live in the day and age where we actually have effective anti-viral medications so my doctor put me on Valtrex. Ok. . . time for the Valtrex jokes. . . If you don’t’ know what I’m talking about watch this commercial. . .
From the prescription information: This medicine [Valtrex] is an antiviral used for treating shingles, cold sores, and treating, suppressing or reducing the transmission of genital herpes in patients with normal immune systems. It is also used to treat chickenpox in children and teenagers. It is also used to suppress genital herpes in patients with HIV infection.
Note how shingles is the first use for Valtrex and genital herpes is the last one listed. Don’t you love how herpes is more marketable in our society then shingles?
Not that I feel the need to defend my um. . . “cleanliness,” but NO Kathleen, when I found out I had shingles I didn’t just up my prescription of Valtrex. Seriously Kathleen, YOU’RE A DOCTOR, let’s be a little bit more sensitive here. Well, your comment was not nearly as bad as the reaction I got from Elizabeth, who is a med students . Immediately after I told her she retreated about six feet away from me like she just realized I had leprosy.
I guess that’s why Elizabeth is still in medical school.
I’m not really in that much pain, I just really crotchety. My left chest and back feel sore and there’s pain that comes in waves, enough to make my twinge but not enough to debilitate me. I can sleep just fine especially after taking a couple Advil’s. I’m kind of tired, which makes sense as my body tries to fight this thing off but not so bad that I can’t do stuff, I’m just moving at a slower speed.
To my knowledge songs about shingles. If there is, I don’t want really want to hear them. So let’s just chill out, relax, and enjoy, a little “You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate.
Nothing says “You Sexy Thing” like a suit with black and white vertical stripes.
Hope y’all are having a great shingle-free start to your summers.




