Sub: I'm Awesome
Sub: Family Secrets
Staying here as a secret agent has shown me the Peterson's house isn't really all that it appears. I have found a lot of dysfunction. First, did you know when Ryan cleans his room, he actually has carpet? Wow. We found it yesterday. I want you to know that Bitsey has a mental problem. She chases the vacuum like crazy and while I ran away from the noise, she was a maniac in attack mode. I think she needs therapy.
Also, I am sad to report that Kibbles really isn't a dog. He fetches better than me and wants my food. However, after repeated butt smellings, he finally told me to bug off yesterday. This only hurt my feelings and I paced around a lot realizing that he was actually a cat. This was so confusing to me. Last night I slept on Bitseys bed in the beginning but when Janet woke up, I had moved to my own cozy bed with my blankie and smells of you all.
I am having fun in the yard with Chris, and yesterday I chased him around and got stuck a couple times in the drifts. This is only increasing my amazing agility. Say Hi back to Torpedo. Tell him he is lucky that I'm not there to herd him. Today I have big plans. It is supposed to be warm and sunny and I've gotten really in to the yard, the sun, and peeing on every possible part of the yard (and neighborhood) to show I'm here. It's been great. Right now I'm chasing around with Bitsey in the yard. She actually can play and is not just a drama queen. I'll send you a video of me in the snow, later.
Sub: My Video
Here is me barking and playing with Chris outside yesterday.
Sub: I need Therapy
Hi! I'm so glad you are having fun. It sounds like it's nice and warm. I miss you. Grandma and Grandpa Peterson called and they will be coming home soon. They say hi.
I was speaking very high and mighty last time about Bitsey needing therapy because now it looks like I might need it too. I showed my true craziness yesterday. I have this crazy hate relationship with Janet's boots that she just bought - rain boots with polka dots (they are so NOT cool). I'm not sure why they make me nuts but I couldn't stand it when she was in the yard yesterday and I was just driven to bite them like crazy and then I was attacking the shovel. Bitsey was looking at me like I had to get a hold of myself. I was just so out of control.
After my insanity, I spent a couple hours outside with the boys and I had so much fun that I became very very tired. Afterwards, I hung out on the couch with Alex and became a couch potato. You can see me here. His feet were nice and warm. We bonded.
I am a very good puppy even though some things make me nuts. Today the boys are at school so I am going to have a nice relaxing day at home.